Saturday, August 11, 2007

My Oldest Son: The One I Cherish Most

I am the mother of three sons, but there is only one that I really care about. He is my oldest son, and he is my favorite. The other two are okay, but they would really be better off if they chose another mom, since I don't really care to have them around anymore. If Benjamin, my cherished son, would stay with me all of the time, then I would be so happy.

4 comments:

Ben Eidson said...

Wow, I would love to be your son too, but it sounds like there's not any more room in your heart. You must be so proud. I would be too. Sounds like a great guy.

Anonymous said...

Benjamin,
"I Am your father! (Breathing sounds'woooo hooossshh, wooooo hoooossshh, wooooooo hoooossssh'), Search your feelings and know this is true!! The Emperor has seen his demise! Join me, my son, and we shall bring order to the universe! Fulfill your destiny by taking your place at my side! We shall rule the galaxy together as father and son!! 'wooooo hooooosssh, wooooooo hooooooosssh, woooooo hoooosshh', Your mother knows how powerful I am!! She cannot resist my handsome swabless deboneair ways!! I am the envy of all men and the object of lust for all women! Know that your mother is under my power! Your brothers have already yielded to my rule totally and completely! We are the Dane! Lower your shields and give over your lives to us. We will add your technological and biological systems to our own. You will adapt to service the Dane. Resistence is futile!!"

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